What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

What! how could you do that?

What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?

True - how I loved my mum!

Does the U.S military really prosecute military staff for cheating on their spouse, or do they close one eye if the cheating does not involve other military personnel since adultery is fairly common? Adultery is illegal in U.S military

So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.

“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”

Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?

Which is the correct Tamil New Year, Thai-1 or Chithirai-1?

What do you mean son?

Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.

Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.

Why do you think it is bad to allow people to self-identify as a different gender?

She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”

Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”

Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!

What are some photos of female sexual organs?

About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.

“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”

Do you know what she said mum?

How do Flat Earthers explain time zones?

My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”