What movies have not aged well?

-All the bad guys are black.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-J W Pepper

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Diamonds Are Forever

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-”Ah so!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Dr No

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Octopussy

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Live and Let Die

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Goldfinger

A View to a Kill

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From Russia With Love

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

You Only Live Twice

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Moonraker

-”She is very sexyful!”